Work has been slow lately and this is the result of boredom and my obsession with the recent Hobbit movie. I don't think these are too spoilery for those who haven't seen the movie yet. This is mostly stupid jokes. I apologize in advance.
Trust me, I'm already there He's amazing and sexy and generally wonderful. As is Legolas (who I've been crushing on since I was 7 and went to see Fellowship of the Ring illegally (I was underage) with my dad xD